The DORF Expunger
The time is right for the new
- 15 tons, 45 feet long.
- 20 cylinders, 37 valves per cylinder.
- 9 gallons to the mile.
- 4.1 x 104 cup holders.
- Seats 20, with space left over for cow and hog carrying
- One car garage will easily fit inside.
- Parking is easy: vehicle assimilation feature removes
and crushes cars in the spaces you need.
- Scratch-Guard feature protects your paintwork from damage
in collisions which can total other vehicles.
- Detected by 90% of nation's seismographs.
- Bumpers made from solid osmium - the heaviest metal known
- Launches cyclists into the next state in some bicycle
collisions, making prosecution difficult.
flattest roadkill of any SUV (sport utility vehicle).
- Voted Best Behemoth (1999) by Road Menace