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Latest reports from the Rochester Laser Lab (not to be confused with the Rochester Laserlab). Now with added Canine Comments.
Dec 12 - Laser sprained a paw trying to spring up from the floor. It looked painful.
Oct 31 - William bought Laser a big bag of chews at the pet store. It almost made up for the night spent in Dog Jail.
Oct 21 - Laser was taken to the pet store for a much needed bath.
Oct 5 - Cold, damp, and rainy. I want to migrate somewhere warmer
Sept 12 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Mastication Officer, First Class
Sept 8 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Pellet Processing Engineer.
Sept 7 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Neighborhood Canine Communications Specialist.
Aug 31 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Rawhide Digestion Consultant.
Aug 29 - Plagued by itchy paws.
Aug 28 - I'm not a dog, I'm an Organic Room Humidifier.
August 17 - Laser used advanced mind melding techniques to urge a biped to share a yoghurt container.
Wrong side of the door, again.
Aug 16 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Floor Cushion Testing Associate.
Aug 3 - Sometimes you can't eat enough pellets
Aug 2 - Biped returns from the grocery store with endless bags of biped food. But no chew for the dog.
July 26 - Cushion is wadded up inside the dog bed cover. Useless bipeds should straighten it out.
July 22 - Dog despair as the dog bed is washed again. There was no need for that.
July 21 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Fur Dispersion Associate.
July 18 - Four years after moving into this house, we finally unpacked the box containing the dog brush. We brushed several dogs' worth of hair off him.
July 16 - I'm not a dog, I'm a Footwear Transportation Technician.
July 15 - Somewhere in the distance, a dog barked. I should join in.
July 13 - Lying on the rug, panting.
July 10 - Rescued from grandpa's, and back in Rochester. This dog appreciates central air conditioning.
July 2 - Disrespectfully abandoned at grandpa's again.
June 6 - Laser was rescued from Grandpa's house. He looked quite sleek, as his food was measured out more carefully.
April 28 - William fed the dog today.
April 27 - Laser says: A duck on the lawn. Alert the bipeds!
April 26 - Laser lectured the neighbor's small yappy dog on how to bark properly.
April 25 - A nice day for a walk around the park.
April 1 - After months of bleak weather that discouraged dog walks, today was sunny and warm. Laser used to go running at the dog park, then moved on to brisk walks, then slowed to ambles, and now just moseys along. It was too warm for Laser, who was panting like he'd run a mile.
Feb 6 - Visitors arrive, and Laser is very happy. There are more people to pet the dog, and more people to get in the way of.
Jan 1 - Furry New Year from Laser.
Latest Dog News. See also 2011, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, and 1999 Dog News.
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