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Laser Dog News 2009

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Laser on Twitter! Follow his "arfs."

Dec 25 - Laser did not like William's remote control helicopter at all.

Oct 18 - Laser is walking around a lot better now, thanks to an advanced canine pharmaceutical treatment regime (two aspirins a day).

Oct 14 - It's become a bit cold, and Laser is limping because of hip dysplasia (canine). We're trying aspirin and glucosamine. It might be time to buy him a techno dog bed, and expensive medicine.

Oct 4 - Laser was rescued from Newark Valley.

Sept 12 - Laser's one hundredth yelp (aka arf or tweet). (For some reason, this link looks much better in Firefox than Explorer).

Laser in repose.

May 29 - William - wildlife photographer.

Photo by William.

Apr 29 - Planned to walk around a local field, but there was a group of people playing cricket, of all things.

Apr 18 - A significant Internet development: Laser on Twitter. Follow his "arfs."

Apr 9 - Laser narrowly escaped being a victim of the Strathmore Who's Who scam (see yesterday), through being unable to read or write. But he's definitely a distinguished and successful dog.

Apr 8 - Laser has been invited to join Strathmore Who's Who, in view of his outstanding "Laser Services."

It is my pleasure to inform you that on March 3rd, 2009 your information was reviewed and accepted for inclusion in the 2009 edition of our registry.

Strathmore's Whos Who each year, recognizes and selects key executives, professionals and organizations in all disciplines and industries for outstanding business and professional achievements.

This recognition is shared by those who have reached a distinguished level of success in their chosen profession.

Laser offers a wide array of Laser Services, including shoe moving, paper towel shredding, shedding, air freshening (as defined as making the air smell like a fresh dog), barking, and lawn fertilizing. This invitation attests to the high quality and rigorous screening of potential listees.

Mar 16 - Laser visited the vet. He's OK.

Mar 15 - Loud thumping crashes as Laser fell down the stairs. He's still mobile, just.

Mar 8 - Dog walking season begins.

Mar 7 - Laser goes for a long walk in dank drizzle, which later turns to rain. There's no snow to be seen.

Did someone say "walk"?.

Jan 24 - Laser visited the vet to get an inspection, shots, and an oil change. The vet suggested a very expensive blood test for "caninity", which came back positive.

Jan 4 - Laser had a relaxing day, punctuated by the urgent need to bark frantically in response to neighborhood dogs.

Laser hopes for more attention in 2009.

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