Central Ohio Community University

COCU announces its Masters program in Content Free Communication

Core Skills

CFC 500 - Intro to Paradigms
CFC 501 - Verbing with Nouns
CFC 510 - BAG (Beginning Acronym Generation)
CFC 520 - Weather Related Small-talk
CFC 530 - Asserting Dubious Facts
CFC 535 - Relentless Droning

Intermediate Skills

CFC 601 - Intermediate Verbization
CFC 620 - Kicking Off with Sporting Metaphors
CFC 622 - Intimidate with Latin
CFC 631 - Rambling Redundifications
CFC 640 - Starting Good Rumors
CFC 660 - Obscure Literary References

Advanced Skills

CFC 710 - AARDVARKS (Advanced AcRonym DeVelopment Allowing Reduced Knowledge Sharing)
CFC 720 - Dig Out the Yorkers with Advanced Sporting Metaphors
CFC 722 - French for the Over-Educated Snob
CFC 735 - Make Their Meeting Your Monologue
CFC 750 - Techno-Baloney
CFC 755 - Attractive, Content-Free Presentations with PowerPoint
CFC 760 - Patronizing Peons
CFC 765 - Sounding Smart Using Polysyllabilizationism Techniques.


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