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Advice from Tessie the Hound. Ask Tessie about life's problems. For a balanced perspective, occasional responses from Mr. Bitter, an embittered human, are also included.
See also - the original Laser Dog Advice.
Q) Dear Tessie: Even I get tired with my constant wheedling. How can I achieve professional hound levels of determined mooching?
Tessie replies: Just enjoy it. Rest assured, most bipeds can be worn down with endless wheedles, imploring stares, and nose nudges.
Q) Dear Tessie: My owners leave me alone all evening. What can I do?
Tessie replies: I cheer myself up with
a little ditty -
I feel sad,
My owners will be sadder,
After I empty my bladder.
Mr. Bitter replies: I had my bathroom priviliges revoked at work again, so I can relate to this.
Q) Dear Tessie: Can you train a dog do its business in the toilet?
Tessie replies: Get up earlier! Dont leave me alone for so long - 20 minutes max.
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